Every Girl’s Dream is to: Every guy's Dream is:
1. Get kissed in the rain. 1. To punch someone in the face.
2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall. 2. Shoot someone.
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world. 3. Have a girl that thinks you rule the world.
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving HUGS!! 4. Have a girl that holds on as long as possible when giving HUGS!! Then she punches you.
5. A boy that whispers he loves you in your ear. 5. A girl that whispers death threats in your ear.
6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other's eyes. 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other's eyes...and realize that you're falling to your mutual demise thanks to a horrific cliff-inspired car accident.
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. 7. When you cry, she kisses your tears away. When you laugh, she tells you to shut up.
8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about. 8. When you're not with your girl, she's all that you can think about. That, and robots that kill.
9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you. 9. Wearing her rainbow sweater and it’s way too small. Why the heck did you put it on?!
10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. 10. A girl who will watch any movie with you, no matter how much awesome violence it contains.
11. A guy who squeezes your hand. 11. A girl who squeezes your hand so hard that you cry and need counseling.
12. A boy that says he loves you and means it. 12. A girl that says "I need a grant from the government to continue my highly controversial research" and means it.
13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window. 13. A girl that will scream the lyrics to your favorite song while attending art galleries.
14. A guy who is loyal. 14. A girl who is loyal to her man's upcoming New World Order.
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. 15. A girl that will make some ridiculous comment and then laugh like it was actually funny.
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. 16. A girl that will kiss you on the forehead. Nah, forget this one.
17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy. 17. A girl that will call you a chicken licker...not hot, fine, or sexy.
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look. 18. A girl that will never judge you for how she looks.
19. A boy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile. 19. A girl that says cheezy stuff to you just to make you smile and possibly vomit.
20. A boy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends. 20. A girl that is the same when she is with you, when with friends or when going through genetic mutations.
21. A boy that tells you everything honestly. 21. A girl that tells you everything honestly and then laughs uncontrollably with a wild-eyed expression on her face.
22. A boy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family. 22. A girl that is good with your family and introduces you to her "family" of mutant cyborgs.
23. A guy that will always let you win. 23. A girl that will always let you win, if you pay her off.
24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who it is against. 24. A girl who stands up for you no matter how low the ceiling is.
25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been. 25. A girl who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and ask you why the <expletive> you insist on telling people that you and she are unit commanders in the Green Beret.
26. A boy who tells you that your smile makes his day and makes everything better. 26. A girl who tells you that your smile makes her day and makes everything better. And then again, maniacal laughter.
27. A boy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet. 27. A girl who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, until the phone breaks because it isn't made to support the weight of two retards who think that sitting on phones helps to lighten dark moods.
28. A boy who you can hangout and have fun with. 28. A girl who you can hangout and buy guns with.
29. A boy that will just randomly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you. 29. A girl that will just randomly call you for no reason at all, just because she misses your sci-fi stories.
30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life. 30. A girl who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life, and then tell you to STOP using sandpaper in place of napkins.
31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance. 31. A girl who would love you forever no matter the circumstances of your upcoming mysterious disappearance.
32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up. 32. A girl who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all decked out in battle gear, even if she says she likes you better without a rocket launcher strapped to your shoulder.
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him. 33. A girl who you can be yourself with and she will never give a care and would still tell you that you can hide the bodies in her closet.
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away. 34. A girl who runs her fingers through your hair, like she's washing your worries/troubles away. And then her hand falls off because she's a leper.
35. A guy who tells you that you make his day better, just for being you. 35. A girl who tells you that you make her day better, just for being you. Then she tells you to get out.
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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down a bottle of love pills probably will. You will have your heart broken by a chainsaw and it’s harder every time because your heart builds up a resistant layer of titanium each time it is chain sawed in half. You’ll bust heads, you’ll fight with the creature that lives in the forbidden lands, you’ll blame a new love for the FBI finding you. So take too many pictures, laugh until you get arrested, and love like you’ve never handled conventional ballistic explosives because every 60 seconds that someone survives is a minute of safety you are not guaranteed.